A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum Soundtrack
Lyrics
That Dirty Old Man
(Sondheim)
(Domina)
For over thirty years
I've cried myself to sleep
Assailed by doubts and fears
So great the gods themselves would weep!
The moment I am gone
I wonder where he'll go
In all your simple honesty
You can't begin to know
Ohhhh...
I want him
I need him
Where is he?
That dirty old man is here somewhere
Cavorting with someone young and fair
Disporting in every shameless whim
Just wait till I get my hands on him!
I'll hold him
Enfold him
Where is he?
That dirty old man
Where can he be?
Profaning our vows for all to see
Complaining how he's misunderstood
Abusing me (If he only would!)
Oh, love
Sweet love
Why hide?
You vermin, you worm, you villain!
Come face
Embrace
Your bride!
Wherever he is, I know he's still an angel
My angel
Where is he
That dirty old man divine?
I love him
I love him
That lecherous, lewd, lascivious, loathsome, lying, lazy
Dirty old man of mine!