Half Cocked - Sober
Thanks to Julie James for submitting the lyrics

Bought my lover a new best friend
To get him out of the rut he's in
800 options to pick through and
He hasn't bid on a single brand

But you're not what I want
And I'm not what you need
Order a million colors
But you can't exchange me

Refrain
And I'm tuning in to hear what he told her
And I'm one day off from over-exposure
How can I just sit back when I'm two days closer to being passed over
And I'm not in love when I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober, I'm sober

Got my lover an open book
He couldn't bother to take a look

But you're not what I want
And I'm not what you need
Take back a million words
But you can't erase me

Refrain (x2)